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Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Dialogue between two explorers in danger.

Mike Stroud: Oh man… I am starving. I have to eat something.

Randolph Fiennes: You can’t, we have run out of food, remember?

Mike Stroud: Oh my god, so I will have to eat you! I am starving to dead…

Randolph Fiennes: You must be joking, right?

Mike Stroud: I am not dude; I can’t handle this situation…

Randolph Fiennes: Think about people who are suffering multiple sclerosis, if you overcome this situation, with the money we are raising a lot of research can be done, so stop crying and keep on walking.

Mike Stroud: Well, Imma make an effort for the people, hope they remember me; I don’t want my story to end up being used for just an essay for a reading.

Randolph Fiennes: Oh, that won’t happen! If we make it, we’ll be so famous, everyone will know our name.

Mike Stroud: For sure! Oh there’s an Emperor Penguin let’s hunt him!

Randolph Fiennes: Come on… Are you serious?

Mike Stroud: Yes, I am, no-one will know that. Give the machete.

Randolph Fiennes: Will you eat that penguin raw? Dude you are sick…

Mike Stroud: I told you that I am starving so, if I don’t eat that penguin Imma eat you, man! Give the machete!

Randolph Fiennes: Here you have, that’s insane...

After hunting the penguin, Mike Stroud is eating the poor animal.

Randolph Fiennes: Ehhm… So… How does it taste?

Mike Stroud: Freaking good! You want some?

Randolph Fiennes: Errr… No…! Well give me some, just to try…

Mike Stroud: Remember not to tell anyone about this, you have never eaten a raw penguin, right?


Randolph Fiennes: Whatever you say man… Of course I won’t tell anyone about this.

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