Dialogue between two men in a difficult moment during an expedition

Randolph:Oh,we've been walking for hours I'm so exhausted and hungry, let's take a seat over here.

Mike:I'm exhausted too ,let's relax a little bit.

(few minuts later....)

Randolph:What's roaring over there?

Mike:Where?

Randolph:Few metres behind you.

Mike:Look!It's a baby polar bear.

Randolph:Let's go and take it.

Mike:Are you sure that it's a good idea?

Randolph:Of course it's a good idea are you afraid of this little baby?

Mike:No of course!

Randolph:It's so cute!Do you imagine that in few months this little bear will transform into a huge beast?

Mike:Why is it roaring so loud?

Randolph: I don't know.

Mike: Let's leave it because it's probably looking for it's mother.

Randolph:Mike!There's a huge polar bear running  very fast towards us .Run!Hide behind that piece of ice over there!

Mike:Oh that was close!

Randolph:Really close!Speak lower because this bear can hear us.Let's try to get back and get all the equipment.

Mike:Oh no,the bear is eating the last provisions that we have.That's really bad.

Randolph:We are lucky to be alive,let's send an emergency signal via this emergency radio that I have,because we are going to starve to dead.

Mike:No one is responding  we are in big trouble.

Randolph:Let's try to get back I have a GPS in my pocket ,and I remember seeing a death warlus 1-2 km behind us.

Mike:Ok if we can't find the death walrus,we have to get back to the Ellesmere island and refill our backpacks with food and get back here.