Aren’t you
the laziest human being in the world? You are too poor to buy a dressing gown and a blanket?
No problem! I have the solution, people as lazy as you will find this product
the biggest invention since the creation of the internet. Ladies and gentlemen
please stare at the luxurious “BATAMANTA”!
The
Batamanta is a mix of a cozy blanket plus a classy dressing gown; it is one of
the most practical things you can wear without looking like a freak. It took
years of work of a group of domestic engineers to finally develop this
magnificent tool.
So what are
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Dialogue
X: Sir, can I help you? You look like you can't find
what you are looking for.
0: Yes, I'm trying to find a present for my
grandmother and I don't know what to buy her.
X: There's something new in our store. It's the
revolutionary Batamanta. People who have already bought this product really
liked it.
O: I have never heard about it. Can you show me this
product?
X: Of course, follow me please
O: Ok, well... It isn't very trendy. Also it's really
weird, it look like a monk outfit.
X: Oh, that's not true! It’s very cosy and comfortable.
Although it looks kinda out-fashioned it's really futuristic!
O: If you say so... Do I have a sale?
X: For the price of one you get the one and only
Batamanta plus a photo album with pictures of famous celebrities wearing it.
O: Cool!! Can you wrap it like it was a present?
X: Of course. It will increase the price a bit
O: Never mind I'll wrap it myself.
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