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Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Dialogue between two men in a difficult moment during an expedition.

Mike: (surprised) Mmmm ... Ralph look at that, looks like a mermaid?

Randolph: But what the hell are you saying, if there's nothing there.

Mike: (exalted) When I see something and say it's a mermaid, is that it's a mermaid!

Randolph: Okay!, You wanna go say hi?, Is about 50 meters and seems very friendly ... hehehe.

Mike: (decided) You laugh, but when I become king of the penguins I will not have mercy with you.

Randolph: Be careful, okay?

Mike: (next to the "mermaid") Bla bla bla, idiot. Hello, how are you? My name is Mike, I'm sorry my friend is a bit short ... Hey, I just wanted a bit of oxygen, could you give me a little bit?

Walrus: (angry) Buuuuurrp!

Mike: (escaping from the Walrus) Oh my God, Ralph! It's a damn walrus, you know I'm almost blind and you didn't tell me nothing, I'll kill you!

Ralph: (escaping from Mike) You have the oxygen? hehehe.

Mike: No, but you'd stop have it

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